Breakfast’s best friend is a hot dog. Obviously.
Waffles & Wieners is the cartoon duo nobody asked for and everybody needed — one syrupy waffle, one mustard-swirled wiener, zero shame. Wear them, sip from them, stick them on things.
Wear the waffle. Be the wiener.
Every item carries the original Waffles & Wieners artwork. Fill your cart and check out, and your email app opens with the order pre-written — send it, and we confirm payment and shipping by reply. Orders over $50 ship free.
The duo, but make it Christmas
Santa hats, string lights, holly and candy canes — the holiday edition of the logo is here for the season. It’s on the Christmas tee and in the sticker pack, and it makes an extremely serious gift for the breakfast enthusiast in your life.
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